Cost of Girls vs. Boys

Went to a baby naming this morning for a girl.

Saw a friend of ours who has a son and said to him, "You've got to get yourself a girl. They rock!"

"I don't know," he responded, "the cost of the wedding and all..."

"True, it's expensive, but factor in the costs of all of the stuff that your son is going to break over the years and I think you may come out ahead with a girl."