Ok, we all know the "Freshman 15"
I'm introducing the Fatherhood 15.
Definition: all of the food that your kids leave on their plates which you either eat because
- you can't stand to let it go to waste
- you spend most of your life in the kitchen and you can't help yourself
- you're always exhausted and you need it for the energy to watch the kids afterwards
Call out to Aton Teitelbaum for the inspiration.