Here are a few from the past few days..
- "Sarah, you don't like All-Bran?"
(Calanit, who likes to mix Granola and Cheerios with it, was surprised that her 3 year old friend didn't share her taste for it.) - "If you don't let me snuggle with you, I'm going to be really angry!"
- "When you are 34, you are going to be able to touch the ceiling."
(not familiar with the concept that people stop growing at some point) - "You cannot make a pishy or a poopy in your underwear at work, Mommy. Do you understand me?"