What I've learned in 8 years of marriage...

Today's the NFO and my wedding anniversary. Of course, I am celebrating it with her by being in another state.

And what have I figured out about marriage?

Well, the strategy is simple: "Happy Wife, Happy Life."

And how does that translate to day to day activities?

Well, in its simplest form, I live by this mantra, "Take the initiative to clean up the kitchen."

If I do that, I am on my way...