Adding to the Freshman 15 and the Fatherhood 15, is the Shiva Seven(teen).
Multiple nights of noshing can really do some damage to your waistline.
Last night, the final night of Shiva for Poppy, one of our former baby sitters, Alex Zapruder (yes, history buffs, it was her grandfather), made a great comment:
During my dad's shiva, I told someone, 'I think Shiva means fat.'