Doing Pilates together on the eve of our 6th wedding anniversary, I asked/said, "I hope you didn't get me a gift or anything."
"Nope."
"No card or anything?"
"Right...though I may have one from last year."
"Good, I didn't get you anything either. You can use the one from last year, but no net new purchases."
"Works for me...this week was crazy. Besides," [violins start playing] "you show me how much you love me everyday."
"I like that...we'll say we're having a post-material anniversary."
"Thanks for marrying me 6 years ago."
"Yep, you too. Man, these Pilates are tough."