My mom brought over a box of CD's from a client's house she had cleaned out.
Clients typically give her stuff-half of the furniture here comes that way. As I say, "death and divorce are good for our household economy." But I digress.
Anyway, I find a CD that's just not right for me.
Our cleaning lady is from Guatemala. It's right for her.
"Lorena, I have a CD called 'Latino Christmas.'
Seeing as I'm not Latino nor Christian and you're both, I thought you might like this. Feliz Navidad."
Problem solved. (Don't worry, I told her this wasn't her only Xmas gift.)