I was changing Paco's diaper this morning. A #2. Large and malodorous.
As a family, we've gotten into the habit of saying, "we have a Poop Doggy Dogg" so I said "Whoa! We've got a large Poop Dogg here!"
To which Paco replied, "that's because you gave me too many dates!"
(I had explained the connection...sort of...between fiber and body functions when I limited him the other day.)