I was having my 4th (or 5th) cup of coffee the other day when the person on the video chat said, "how much do you drink each day?"
"Look," I said, "I'm a middle aged guy with a wife and three kids. I don't smoke. I don't drink. I barely go out. I figure that drinking a lot of coffee is the way I can be a bit irresponsible and still be an adult.
Kind of like 'Safe Irresponsibility.'"