A TSA First…Passenger #1

Had to take an early morning flight to SFO the other day. Left the house at 4, was at the airport and checked in by 4.45.
Apparently, the TSA gates don’t open until 5am.
So, for the first time in my life, I was the absolute first guy to go through screening and security. Passenger #1 that day.
The wait was easy
I was so excited, I had passenger #2 document it for me.