Suburban Dad Decathalon…

Having recently finished the annual Passover-related cleaning of the minivan (during which I removed all of the seats from the car and took the house Oreck vacuum outside to attempt to complete the task), I began to contemplate the demanding skill set of today’s suburban dad.
From there, it wasn’t much of a leap to think of an ESPN X-games like event where dads would compete in events such as:

• inserting and removing minivan seats
• inserting and removing child safety seats
• folding up strollers (one-handed)
• handing a sippee cup to a child seated behind you (while driving, of course)
• taking out the trash
• taking your wife’s relatives to the airport (at 6am)-[hat tip on that one to my brother in law, Ami, who did just that]
• changing a diaper on the floor of the minivan (bonus points for a public restroom with no diaper changing station)

I’m open to other suggestions, so let me know what I missed.