Definitive Guide to My Self-Proclaimed Titles

As it has come up recently, I wanted to just document what my various titles are and where they are applicable in the world.

Title	Where Applicable	Source
Count von Epstein	Europe and Silver Spring, MD	story
Senator Epstein	Canada	story
Godfather	St. Louis	story
Jer Bear	Sprinklr	story

Disclaimer:

Yes, I know I live in some sort of alternate reality, but hey…why not have some fun, right?