Creation...

sent in by Tamar's cousin, Peter. Nice one!

 

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him,
"Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally
figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other
words, we can now do what you did in the beginning."

"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.

"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it
into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating
man."

"Well, that's interesting. Show Me. "

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to
mold the soil.

"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God,

"Get your own dirt."