Since many people have asked…here you go.
| Daughter, Age 7 | Son, Age 5 | Daughter, Age 3 |
| Tikkanen | Jokinen | Lakkanen |
| Kohlberg | Kravis | Roberts |
| Tonka | Paco | Nadia |
| Maximus | Gianni | |
| Spencer |
Real names withheld at request of NFO (Nameless Faceless One), aka my wife.